The Blendtec Blender Did A Great Job Of Blending To Death All Of My Gaming And Anime Paraphernalia And Now I No Longer Have The Same Urges And My Life Is Back On Track With A Full Time Job At Big Lots. Thank You Blendtec
somebody’s discarded codex
FOR $15 ON SKYPE ILL TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MIKE O MALLEY INTRODUCED ME AND 40 OTHER GLOBAL GUTS CONTESTANTS TO ‘THE REAL RADICAL ROCK’ CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE, SHOWED US NAKED POLAROIDS OF MO, AND FORCE FED US WITH CANDY BARS. I HAVE TESTIMONY FROM AT LEAST 12 OTHER CONTESTANTS FROM NOW DEFUNCT GLOBAL GUTS BBS
did you guys ever painstakingly recreate all of your classmates in The Sims and then either torture them or force them to be your sim’s friend… haha yeah me neither…
when i’m on the library computers i press ctrl+f and type a letter and hold down enter so it looks like i’m using a mysterious speed reading powersoftware
this might not seem like it’s worth watching for 32 minutes but it is
t shirt design im working on
now this was real music
back in the day,we had what was real not this lady gaagagaga and justin bieberlakes, you could shake a policeman’s hand without fear of a joy buzzer concealed in the palm, pop music was crafted by madmen and not mad scientists, on an apple mac os x, in some laboratory, you don’t forget songs like this ! dream weaver, any song by toto.. wow pop music has taken ‘one direction’ and it’s straight to the trash heap, to put on a shameful garment made of shattered vinyl albums and old dog dook, what a waste of hearing-hours in our nations youth, spent on little pipsqueaks that just learned what a music note is, havent even begun to enjoy puberty like us did, lounging in the sun, drinking soda out of GLASS, listening to steely dan on the radio, with ample jobs to go work at, no food stamps cards to spend on bath salts and pregnancy tests, WOW imagine if kids grew up hearing derek and the dominos instead of hed(pe) and dominos pizza jingles, maybe their souls would have remained in a chrystalis of hope longer and from that would emerge real pop music instead of this kesha insulting me, a “american woman” that can stay away from me, for sure
did you ever have a dream when you were a kid that there was a door under the carpet in your living room that went to the ‘nintendo world’, which was real, but right before you went in your mom warned that you’d become a video game forever and you’d never be able to come back so you cried because you didn’t know whether to leave behind the life you had for the life you really wanted…
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